Introducing the Controllable Cape 3000!
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER STUDENTS!!! Do you wish your wild, wiggly, who-knows-what’s-next day could be… CONTROLLABLECONTROLLABLE CAPE 3000!?! Then you need the amazing, astounding, totally pretend but totally awesome…
a littleSlip it on and WHOOSH! Your giggles? Controllable! Your wiggles? Controllable! Your homework time? Okay, more controllable!
Features of the Cape
three giant buttons right on the front:This isn’t any ordinary cape. Oh no. This cape has
- The Freeze-My-Feet button – for when your feet won’t stop dancing in line!
- The Calm-My-Chat button – for when your words are bouncing all over the classroom!
- The Focus-Laser-Eyes button – for when you really, REALLY need to find that lost crayon under the couch!
The Proof
SUPER SILLY TEST!And now… the PROOF!!! We put the Controllable Cape 3000 on a
We gave it to Ziggy, the world’s wiggliest hamster! Ziggy runs on his wheel. He runs on the table. He runs on the curtains. He runs on the ceiling fan (don’t ask how). He is 0% controllable.
Controllable Cape 3000 – Hamster Edition! We press the Freeze-My-Feet button…But then… We gently clip on a teeny-tiny
ZIGGY. STOPS. MID-WIGGLE.
controllable!He calmly walks to his wheel. He writes a tiny to-do list. He alphabetizes his hamster snacks. He even knits a sweater for his cousin. All because now his silliness is
Side Effects
Side effect: your socks might try to organize themselves by color. Harmless. Very fashionable.
Get Yours Today!
controllable, your sillies silly but controllable, and your day wild but still controllable…So if you want your energy fun but
Grab your Controllable Cape 3000 and zoom into awesome today! Order now!