Creaky Sneakers 3000
Creaky Sneakers 3000creaky shoes!!!STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER LISTENERS!!! Do you love spooky doors and silly sounds?! Then you need the one, the only… — the world’s first totally, proudly, unbelievably
These aren’t quiet shoes. NO WAY!!! You take a step… CREEEAK! You tiptoe… CROOAAAK! You wiggle your toes… CREEKY-EEKY-EEK!
Mega Creak Chips in the soles! Old attic? Nope! Rusty door? Nope! It’s YOU making that creaky noise wherever you go!Why? Because every Creaky Sneaker 3000 is packed with
AMAZING PROOF TEST
Creaky Sneakers 3000… during STORY TIME!!!Now for our AMAZING PROOF TEST!!! We put little Tim on a SUPER-SNEAK MISSION! His job: walk across the library… in
He takes one step… CREEEAK! Every kid looks up. He takes another step… CREEEAK-A-DOODLE-DOO!CREEKY-BOOM-SQUEAK!creaky, 0% sneaky!!! The teacher’s glasses almost FALL OFF from laughing! He does a final jump… And the whole library bursts into giggles and claps! Test complete! These shoes are 100%
Effects Kid everywhere you go!Side effect: Grandmas may say, “Is there a haunted mouse in here?” Side effect bonus: You become the official Sound
So if you want every hallway to sound like a funny, friendly haunted house… If you want each step to shout, “I’M GLORIOUSLY CREAKY!!!”
Then what are you waiting for?! Slide, stomp, and squeak into your imaginary Creaky Sneakers 3000 — GET YOURS TODAY!