Introducing the Curliest-O-Matic 3000!
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER STUDENTS!!! Do you want the curliestCURRLIEST-O-MATIC 3000!! hair, the curliest noodles, the curliest EVERYTHING?! Then you need the amazing, astounding, absolutely ridiculous…
How It Works
Push one shiny button… ZOOP! Your shoelaces twist into the curliest spirals ever! Push another… WHOOSH! Your sandwich bread turns into soft, silly curly swirls! It doesn’t make things long. It doesn’t make things flat. It makes them the CURLIEST they can possibly be!!!
Proof Demonstration
Curliest-O-Matic 3000, close the lid, and shout, “CURLIFY!” BOING! BOING! BOING!Now for our PROOF DEMONSTRATION!!! We take the straightest thing in the world… a boring, plain, totally normal pencil. We pop it into the
curliesttwisted like a curly fry, loop-de-looping across the table, writing curly Q’s all by itself!!! That’s not just curly… that’s the pencil in the pencil universe!Out pops a pencil
Side Effects
Side effect? Your homework lines may become so curly your teacher needs a curly ruler to read them. But don’t worry — it only curls things when YOU push the button… and when your cat accidentally sits on it… and when it sneezes near spaghetti.
Get Yours Today!
If you want the curliestcurliest costumes, and the curliest curls a kid has ever curled… Get the Curliest-O-Matic 3000! Get yours today! crafts, the