Mole and Crow
Mole: "Is that my hat?"
Crow: "No."
Mole: "It looks like my hat."
Crow: "Lots of hats look like that."
Mole: "Mine looks like that."
Crow: "I found this one."
Mole: "Where?"
Crow: "Over there."
Mole: "Over where?"
Crow: "Somewhere that is not here."
Mole: "My hill is over there."
Crow: "Then I did not find it on your hill."
Mole: "You looked at my hill."
Crow: "I look at many hills."
Mole: "You gaze at my hill every day."
Crow: "I have eyes. They gaze at things."
Mole: "They gaze at my hat."
Crow: "They gaze at many hats."
Mole: "You are gazing at my face right now."
Crow: "You are gazing at my hat right now."
Mole: "I am not blinking."
Crow: "I am not blinking either."
Mole: "We can gaze all day."
Crow: "Yes."
[Long silence.]
Mole: "My hat had a worm on it."
Crow: "This hat has no worm."
Mole: "You ate the worm."
Crow: "Maybe."
Mole: "You can keep the hat."
Crow: "Why."
Mole:gaze." "I just wanted to see your guilty
Crow: "Oh."
Mole: "It was very good."
Crow: "Thank you."
Mole: "You look worried now."
Crow: "You are still gazing at me."
Mole: "I know."
Crow: "Are you going to stop."
Mole: "No."
Crow: "Oh."