Junior Vocab
Invigorating Inflatable Bounce-Suit 3000
STEP RIGHT UP, SLEEPY KIDS AND DROWSY GROWN-UPS!!!
Do you need a day that feels invigorating from the very first “Good morning” to the very last “Good night”? Then you need the one, the only… INVIGORATING INFLATABLE BOUNCE-SUIT 3000!!!
That’s right! It’s a full body suit you wear like pajamas… but when you zip it up—BOOM!—your whole day turns invigorating! You don’t just walk to the kitchen. You BOUNCE to the kitchen! You don’t just brush your teeth. You JAZZ-HANDS BRUSH your teeth!
Proof Test
Now for our PROOF TEST!!! We put the Invigorating Inflatable Bounce-Suit 3000 on the sleepiest kid in the world. He yawned so big, a fly could have used his mouth as a garage. We zipped the suit. We pressed the big green “GO!” button.
INVIGORATING fun!”And suddenly—WHOOSH!—he rocketed around the room in tiny safe baby bounces, did 37 gentle cartwheels in slow motion, recited the alphabet backward, and STILL had energy to high-five a goldfish! Doctors said, “That’s not just fun. That’s
Side effect? Your cereal may leap out of the bowl from pure excitement and try to high-five you back. But don’t worry—it’s friendly cereal.
invigorating day”… Get your INVIGORATING INFLATABLE BOUNCE-SUIT 3000 today! Order now!So if you want mornings that zing, afternoons that zoom, and bedtimes where you sigh, “Wow, that was an