Introducing the Saferizer 3000 Bubble Belt!
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER KIDS — do you want a safer day, a safer night, a saferSAFERIZER 3000 BUBBLE BELT!!! EVERYTHING?! Then you need the brand-new, totally amazing, absolutely ridiculous…
That’s right! It’s a magic-looking belt that POPS out a see-through bubble of safety wherever you go! Put it on… clicksafer zone!… and BOOM! You’re walking in your own personal
How It Works
safersafer!”Running in the yard? The Saferizer 3000 makes the ground feel softer and! Riding your bike? Your bubble glows bright so everyone sees you and gives you space! Reading in bed? It gently says, “Hey, scoot your lamp back a bit, buddy, let’s be
Proof Stunt
Now for our proof stunt!!! We put the Saferizer 3000 on a stuffed bear… we send it down the world’s WACKIEST, WIGGLIEST, SUPER-TWISTY SLIDE… with ten tiny toy dinosaurs, three bouncing rubber chickens, and one very confused rubber duck.
Safer!The bear zooms, spins, WHIRLS around — and what happens? The Saferizer 3000 pops a bubble, keeps the bear cozy, keeps the dinos from flying everywhere, and even lands the rubber duck gently on a pillow! Everything stays calmer! Softer!
Side effect: your parents may start saying, “Whoa, this is the safest I’ve ever felt watching a stuffed bear on a slide.”
Saferizer 3000 Bubble Belt and bounce into your safe zone today!So if you want your walks safer, your games safersafer — strap on the, your adventures
Get yours today!