Introducing the SUPER SHADY HAT 3000!
Do your eyes scream, “Too bright!” every time you go outside? Then you need the one, the only, SUPER SHADY HAT 3000!
This isn’t a regular hat. Oh no. This hat is SO shady, it makes its OWN shade wherever you go! Walk into the sun? BOOM — instant cool shadow bubble! Sit by a bright window? WHOOSH — the hat tilts and blocks the glare like a tiny, polite umbrella!
Features of the SUPER SHADY HAT 3000
But wait, there’s more!
- shady mode!Flip-out shade wings for extra-
- A secret “nap shield” that covers your eyes for surprise snoozes!
- shady now,” in a super calm way!A whispering voice that says, “Relax, it’s
Proof Test
TIME FOR OUR PROOF TEST!!! We put a kid in the brightest, sunniest, super-glowy park ever! No trees. No clouds. Just blazing, blazing sunshine!, blazing sunshine!
She puts on the SUPER SHADY HAT 3000… KA-POOF!!! A giant cool shadow appears over her, her ice cream, her book, and even her pet goldfish in a bowl!
The sun tries to shine harder… the hat just gets EVEN MORE SHADY and adds sunglasses to the goldfish!
Become the Cool Kid
Side effect: you may suddenly become the most popular kid at recess, because everyone wants to stand in your moving shade bubble!
SHADY with the SHADY HAT 3000!!!So don’t squint! Don’t sweat! Don’t run from the sun! Be cool. Be calm. Be SUPER
Get yours today!