Introducing the Unhealthier-O-Meter 3000!
Do your snacks keep getting unhealthierUNHEALTHIER-O-METER 3000! every time you blink? Then you need the AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, TOTALLY SILLY…
unhealthier! For example, a carrot stick? Green light! But a cheesy mega-fried triple-dipped donut pizza? WHOA!!! RED LIGHT!!! SIREN!!! DANCING BANANAS!!!This wacky wristband FLASHES RED every time your snack gets a little bit
Here’s the Proof!
BEEP! Next, we add cheese. BEEP BEEP! Finally, we add ice cream, chocolate syrup, and a tiny umbrella. BEEP-BEEP-BEEEEEPPPP!!!We put a plain potato on a plate. The Unhealthier-O-Meter is calm, quiet, and boring. Then we fry it.
UNHEALTHIER than a dragon’s birthday cake!!!”The screen flashes: “WARNING! This snack just got
Unhealthier-O-Meter just shakes its little screen and sighs.Side effect: your broccoli gets jealous and asks for sprinkles. The
So if you want a silly helper that shows when your food is getting unhealthierUNHEALTHIER-O-METER 3000 today! Order now! and makes you giggle every snack time, get your