Weighty-What?! Backpack 3000Introducing the
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER READERS!!! Have I got a weighty wonder for YOU!!!
The Weighty-What?! Backpack 3000 is the only backpack that can make ANYTHING silly-light or SUPER-DUPER weighty with just one boop of a button!
Too many books? Too many toys? Too many pet potatoes? NO PROBLEM!!!
How It Works
Push the GREEN button — WHOOSH! — your backpack turns weighty and stays put like a baby elephant sitting on a couch!
Push the YELLOW button — ZING! — it becomes light as a feather and you can spin it on your finger like a pizza!
Our Amazing Proof
weightyWeighty-What?! Backpack 3000. The wind tries to blow it away… but we hit the GREEN button!We put a GIANT, WOBBLY, INFLATABLE CASTLE into the
weighty!!!The castle stops. The wind gives up. A squirrel runs by, bonks into it, and bounces off like a rubber ball! That’s the POWER of
Side Effects
Side effects may include:
- Grandpa trying to borrow it for his bowling balls!
- Your dog sitting on it because it feels like a tiny, serious mountain!
- Your homework having “important, weighty business” and refusing to slide off your desk!
So if you want big, serious, super-strong weightyWeighty-What?! Backpack 3000 today! Order now! power in one silly, magic backpack… Get your