Introducing the 大的-MAKER 3000!
STEP RIGHT UP, SUPER KIDS — have you ever wanted something so 大的“大的-MAKER 3000”! it makes your toys look teeny-tiny? Then you need the AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, GIGANTIC
What Can It Do?
One push of the shiny red button… BOOM! Your crayon? Now a 大的 crayon taller than your backpack! Your teddy bear? Now a 大的 teddy that can give hugs to the whole class at once!
Your snack? Okay, calm down, it only makes it big enough to share… but still VERY 大的!
DemonstrationProof
Now for our PROOF demonstration!!! We take a regular, boring little ant. You can barely see it! We zap it with the 大的-MAKER 3000 and — WHOOSH! — it becomes a friendly, cartoon-style, super-sized, still-tiny-voice, dancing ant who can carry your entire pencil case on its back!
It’s not scary, just silly — it does a tap dance, says “Thank you!” in a squeaky voice, and then shrinks back down for a nap. That’s the power of 大的 in ACTION!
Side Effects
Side effect warning! Use it on your homework and your worksheet gets so 大的 it won’t fit in your backpack… So your teacher has to stamp it with a giant gold star the size of your face!
Get Yours Today!
大的!So if you like your fun BIG, your giggles BIGGER, and your imagination the BIGGEST, you need the 大的-MAKER 3000 — the machine that makes everything AWESOME and
Don’t wait! Get yours today!